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I’m more than a little tweaked about Disney buying Marvel. Would Doctor Doom seriously hang with Abu from Aladdin? Even Hitler is mad*:
So to … uh, celebrate today’s deal, I present to you my own Marvel / Disney Team-Up:
Ten Things Marvel’s Punisher Would Do At Disney World
10. Sleep under the Sorcerer’s hat after a long day of killing.
9. Exchange bullets words with an animatronic Richard Nixon about his time in Vietnam
8. Play Who Wants To Be A Millionaire to help fund his war on crime
7. Shake down informants at Downtown Disney
6. Go to Disney’s Animal Kingdom and hunt the most dangerous game of all: Litterers
5. Ride the monorail
4. Rig a local timeshare with explosives and invite his enemies for a weekend stay.
*Bonus #4: Attend a timeshare session.
3. Form an awkward but romantic relationship with Minnie Mouse (ala Joan The Mouse)
2. Set up a sniper’s nest in Cinderella’s castle.
1. Kill Goofy
