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The 10 SBI Posts You Must Read

The top ten is currently being compiled and will be available in January of 2010.

Stories, Essays, and Opinions You Need To Read

Stories

River Rats, Phantoms, and Amanda, Oh My!

Do You Rock With Jesus?

Dudemeister Gets An A

Sometimes Life Gives You Mountain Lions

Essays

10 Things I Care About More Than The Olympics

You Are Not A Ninja

I Just Became The Mayor Of Your Rectum!

Great Danes! The History Of College’s Greatest Mascot *linked to the Huffington Post version*

Ten Things Marvels Punisher Would Do At Disney World

Ten Reasons You Didn’t Get Into College

It Came From The Braddon Lounge!

What Would The Hulk Do?

The Universal Break-Up Card

Things To Be Happy About

A long time ago I wrote an article called, “80 Things To Be Optimistic About”. It’s pretty bad. So I thought I’d try something a little different and go through each item from the original article and tell you why it’s existence is something to be happy about.

5. Killer Boobs (And Blog Posts About Them)

4. Sometimes This Happens In Your Yard

3. Ventanon (And Less Angry Prison Sex)

2. Being Able To Heckle The Hecklers

1. Cats And Kittens